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1) 100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets, 1 reason.... BESTFRIENDS
2) Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
3) When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
4) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
5) Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
6) Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
7) I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
8) Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment
9) Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
10) Never miss a good chance to shut up.
11) For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.
12) Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
13) I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
14) What's a geriatric? A german footballer scoring three goals
15) Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
16) Copy from one, it is plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.
17) There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
18) If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
19) Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.
20) Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
21) You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word
22) When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
23) K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?
24) No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
25) There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
26) There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
27) No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
28) People will believe anything if you whisper it.
29) You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
30) If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?
31) I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect!